THE HOGOSCOPES
CAPRICORN (DEC 21- JAN 20)
Dont underestimate your value. Pound for pound you are the prize specimen among all your friends in the sty.
AQUARIUS (JAN 21-FEB 19)
You will have some good luck today. You will be squealing with delight.
PISCES (FEB 20-MAR 20)
We all know that pigs can fly but keep your hooves firmly on the ground today.
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 20)
Dont be a boar today. Splash out and have a sty martini or a pork and lemon.
TAURUS (APR 21-MAY 20)
Dont make a pig of yourself today. Remember wastes always appear on waists.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Relax and take it easy today. Go out and have a pint of snout.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 20)
Go out and do a hard days work and bring home the bacon.
LEO (JULY 21-AUG 20)
At long last you have found a weaningful relationship. Celebrate with a glass of Hampagne.
VIRGO (AUG 21-SEP20)
You will come home today with your tail between your legs, no use grunting about it.
LIBRA (SEP21-OCT20)
You will visit all your relatives today and receive lots of hogs and kisses.
SCORPIO (OCT 21-NOV 20)
You might be feeling a bit down in the dumps today but by tomorrow you will be sty high again.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 21-DEC 21)
Dont be a swine and clean up that pigsty.
---------------------------------------------->>>>Danielle Mooney 17/06/98