PIG JOKES
Q.What do you give a sick pig?
A.Oinkment.
Q.What do you get if you cross a pig and a motorway?
A. A Roadhog.
Q.What would happen if pigs could fly?
A.Bacon would go up.
Q.What kind of a tie does a pig wear?
A.A pigsty.
Q.What do you call a crafty pig?
A.Cunningham.
Q.Why is a pigs tail like 5.30 in the morning?
A.They are both twirley. (too early)
Q.Why wouldn't the piglets listen to their teacher?
A.Because he was a boar.
Q.What do pigs drive?
A.A pig-up-truck.
Q.What was the pig doing on the beach?
A.He was bacon in the sun.
Q.Whats pink,scary and drinks blood?
A.A Hampire.
-------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>Danielle Mooney 19/06/98